CLASSIC PIES
D-BEAT $14/$20

Cheese

ACE OF SPADES $15/$21

Pepperoni

QUEEN $16/$23

Fresh Mozzarella, Basil, Garlic and Tomatoes

BAD LIEUTENANT $16/$23

Sausage and Onion

6°OF KEVIN BACON $16/$23

Canadian Bacon, Pineapple

POLICE & THIEVES $16/$23

Spinach and Mushroom

MEAT PIES
PIG DESTROYER $17/$25

Pepperoni, Meatballs and Bacon

SOUTH OF HEAVEN $16/$24

Pepperoni, fresh Jalapeños,
and fresh Mushrooms

NAPALM BREATH $17/$25

Crushed Garlic, Pepperoni, Onion,
fresh Jalapeños and...more crushed Garlic

THE OL’ DIRTY $16/$24

Salami, Ricotta, Olive Oil and Pepperoncini

HIGH ON FIRE $17/$25

Spicy Pulled Pork, Spinach,
Red Onion and Cilantro

DON CABALLERO $17/$26

Pepperoni, Sausage, Green Peppers,
and Onion

D.I.Y. $17/$25

Spicy Aardvark blended red sauce, Sausage, Roasted Red Peppers, Crushed Garlic and Green Onion.

PEPPA MESSIAH $17/$25

Fresh Mozzarella, Sausage, Peppadew and Roasted Garlic

HEART ATTACK MAN $17/$25

Steak, Bacon and BBQ Sauce

IT’S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PORTLAND $17/$25

Shaved Beef Steak, Green Peppers,
White Onions and Italian Provolone

RAISING ARIZONA $17/$25

Chicken, Bacon, fresh Tomatoes
and Parmesan Peppercorn Sauce

GENE PARMESAN $17/$25

Shaved Beef Steak, Broccoli
and Parmesan Peppercorn Sauce

RAD WINGS OF DESTINY $17/$25

Chicken, Red Onion and BBQ Sauce

GOOD LUCK IN JAIL $17/$25

Our New Deal Vodka Cream Sauce, Smoked Mozzarella, Bacon, and White Onions  

CREATE YOUR OWN
12” REGULAR PIZZA $14
18” LARGE PIZZA $20
GLUTEN FREE CRUST 12” add $3/16” add $4

Please let your server know if you have any allergies. Sizzle Pie is not a completely gluten-free environment.

All Create Your Own pies include your choice of our House Red Sauce and Signature Cheese Blend or our Vegan Creamy Caramelized Onion Spread. You can upgrade to one of the following delicious signature sauces for an additional charge (All sauces are vegan except **):

SIGNATURE SAUCES (All sauces are vegan except**)
CHEESES
MEAT
CHEESE TOPPINGS
VEGAN
VEGGIES $1.5/$2.5
Mushrooms
Black Olives
Kalamata Olives
White Onions
Red Onions
Green Onions
Spinach
Tomato   
Artichoke
Crushed Garlic
Roasted Garlic
Roasted Red Peppers
Shaved Almonds
Green Peppers
Fresh Basil
Cilantro
Pepperoncini
Hot Peppers
Fresh Jalapeños
Pineapple Bits
Broccoli
Peppadews  
 
 
VEGAN PIES
THUNDER AND LIGHTNING $19/$28

Daiya Mozzarella “cheese”
and Vegan Pepperoni

SPIRAL TAP $14/$20

Creamy Caramelized Onion Spread, House Marinara Red Sauce and a light dusting of Nutritional Yeast

VEGAN ANGEL OF DOOM $19/$28

Daiya mozzarella “cheese,” fresh Jalapeños, Pineapple, Shaved Almonds and fresh Cilantro

BUFFALO 666 $19/28

Shredded Buffalo Jackfruit, Daiya Mozzarella "Cheese", Red Onion, drizzled with Vegan Ranch and Wing Sauce
topped with Green Onion

STEVE CABALLERO $18/$27

Vegan Pepperoni, Seitan Italian Sausage, Green Peppers, White Onion and Tofu Cheese

APOCALYPSE DUDES $18/$27

Creamy Roasted Red Pepper Pepita Spread,Not-a-Ricotta and your choice of three fresh veggies

LET US PLAY YOUR PARTY $17/$25

Mushrooms, Spinach, Black Olives, White Onions and Not-a-Ricotta

EVIL NEVER DIES $18/$27

Spicy Aardvark blended red sauce, Tofu Cheese, Seitan Chorizo, Tomato, Jalapeno, Red Onion, Cilantro

NEW MAPS OUT OF HELL $18/$27

Creamy Basil Cashew Spread, Seasoned Soy Curls and your choice of three
fresh Veggies

THE RIPPER $17/$25

Creamy Caramelized Onion Spread, House Red Sauce, Follow Your Heart Vegan “Mozzarella”, Mushroom, 
Green Pepper and Black Olives

PARTY MCFLY $17/$25

Creamy Roasted Red Pepper Pepita Spread, Hatch Seasoned Soy Curls, Red Onion, Pineapple, Tomato and Fresh Cilantro

VEGETARIAN PIES
THE FOUR HORSEMEN $17/$25

Mozzarella, White Cheddar, Ricotta
and Goat Cheese

THE GOLD RING $18/$27

White Truffle Oil, Goat Cheese
and Green Onion

THE SLAUGHTER OF THE SOIL $17/$25

Spinach, Tomato, Artichoke Hearts,
and dollops of Red Sauce

RUDIMENTARY PENNE $18/$27

Our New Deal Vodka Cream Sauce, Roasted Garlic, Goat Cheese and fresh Basil

RETURN OF THE WU $16/$24

Ricotta, White Onion, Dollops of Creamy Roasted Red Pepper Pepita Spread, Olive Oil and Fresh Basil

KARP $17/$25

Kalamata Olives, Artichoke Hearts, Ricotta and our House Red Sauce with dollops of our Creamy Roasted Red Pepper Pepita Spread

ITALIANS DO IT BETTER $17/$25

Breaded Eggplant, Crushed Garlic and Fresh Basil

WYLD STALLYNS $17/$25

Green Peppers, Tomato, Roasted Garlic, Olive Oil and Goat Cheese

WHITE WALKER $16/$24

Olive Oil Base, Spinach, Roasted Garlic, Feta, and a light dusting of Herbs and Spices

VOLUME 11 $17/$25

Spinach, Roasted Garlic, Kalamata Olives and Feta

EXPLODING HEARTS $17/$25

Artichoke Hearts, Shaved Almonds, Mushrooms and Italian Provolone

LEXICON DEVIL $17/$25

Spicy Aardvark blended Red Sauce, fresh Jalapeños, crushed Garlic and chopped Green Onion

HAWKWIND $16/$24

Spinach, Feta, Dried Cranberries and Shaved Almonds in an Olive Oil base

TOTAL JAMMER $17/$25

Creamy Basil Cashew Spread and our Signature Cheese Blend with your choice of three fresh Veggies

BREAKFAST PIES
GREEN REAPER $17/26

White Bean Spread, Hatch Green Chili, Tofu Cheese, Baco Bits and Hash Browns

DRUGS BENEDICT $16/24

White Bean Spread, Tofu Cheese, Baco Bits, Hash Browns and fresh Green Onion

EL CRUDO $16/24

White Bean Spread, Seitan Chorizo, Tofu Cheese, Hash Browns and fresh Cilantro

ANIMAL CHIN $16/24

Spicy Aardvark blended red sauce, Tofu Cheese, Seitan Chorizo, Baco Bits and fresh Green Onion

BITCHIN’ SOMBRERO $17/26

Hatch Green Chili, Egg, Hash Browns, Olive Oil and fresh Cilantro

TRES HOMBRES $16/25

Seitan Chorizo, Egg, Tomato, Hash Browns 
and fresh Green Onion

EVERYTHING DISCHORD EVER PUT OUT $16/25

Spinach, Tomato, Egg, Feta, Olive Oil and Oregano

EGG RAID ON MOJO $16/25

Vodka Cream, Egg, Roasted Red Pepper, 
Mushroom, and fresh Basil

STOLEN FIREBIRD $17/26

Hatch Green Chili, Egg, Bacon and Hash Browns

RED DAWN $16/25

Spicy Pulled Pork, Egg, Mozzarella 
and fresh Cilantro

DENIM AND LEATHER $16/25

Steak, Egg, Olive Oil and Red Onion

BAPHOMET $17/26

Sausage, Egg, Mushroom, Goat Cheese, Olive Oil and fresh Green Onion

SALADS
RABBITS $6/$8

Red Leaf Lettuce, Red Onions, “Baco” Bits, sliced Hot Peppers, Tomatoes, Croutons and our Vegan Ranch Dressing or
regular Ranch Dressing

CALIGULA $6/$8

Romaine, Croutons, Black Pepper Vegan Caesar Dressing Add Asiago C­heese ($1)

HELLION $6/$8

Spinach, Shaved Almonds, Dried Cranberries, Red Onion, Artichoke Hearts, Feta, Real or Vegan Bacon, Blackberry Vinaigrette

GODHEAD SALAD $6/$8

Red Leaf Lettuce, Green Peppers, Red Onion, Pepitas, Tomatoes, Strawberry Pink Peppercorn Vinaigrette

BREAD STICKS
REGULAR (6 STICKS) $6
LARGE (12 STICKS) $8

Includes our House Red Sauce plus any two of our Signature Sauces

Add Asiago Cheese $2

Additional Signature Sauces add  50¢ 
(All sauces are vegan except **) 

Vegan Ranch / Regular Ranch**
Creamy Caramelized Onion Spread 
Creamy Roasted Red Pepper Pepita Spread
Spicy Aardvark Blended Red Sauce
Creamy Basil Cashew Spread